HOW TO CATCH A LION.....???

Thursday, May 11, 2006

there are different ideas than usual way to catch a lion here are some of them

1)NEWTON METHOD
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let the loin catch u .for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.implies you caught the lion....

2)EINSTEIN METHOD
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run in the direction opposite to that of lion .due to higher relative velocity ,the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon so you can trap it easily.

3)SOFTWARE ENGINEER METHOD
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catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven thats it is a lion .if any one comes back with issues,say that u will upgrade to lion..

4)INDIAN POLICE METHOD
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catch a animal and interrogate it and torture it and admit that its a lion..

5)RAJINIKANTH METHOD
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keep warning the lion that u may come and attack any time .
the lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself

6)MANI RATNAM METHOD
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make sure the lion doe not get sunlight and put lion in a dark room with single candle lighted .keep murmering something in its ears, lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide..

7)KARAN JOHAR METHOD
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send a lioness into the forest.lion and lioness fall in love with eachother.
send another lioness in to the forest followed by another lion ,first lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the second lioness. but second lion loves both the lions.. now send another lioness (third) into the forest ..you dont understand right ok.. though u read after 2 decades u will not understand..

8)YASH CHOPRA METHOD
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Take the lion to australia or US and kill it in good scenic location..

9) GOVINDA METHOD
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dance continuosly for abt 10 days in front of lion that's the end...

10)GEORGE BUSH METHOD
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link the lion with osama bin laden and shoot him..

11)RAVI SHASTRI METHOD
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Ask lion to bowl at you for 50 overs and we score just one run lion gets tired and surrenders........


howzzzzzzz the ideas?????????????

3 Comments:

Blogger aparna said...

hmm enda maila vandudu edu?

7:13 AM  
Blogger Rakesh said...

hey really nice dude, me rolling on the flooor after reading this...:D

9:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmmmmm, what`s your way. man

9:43 AM  

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